omghotmemes:

Kid hits a Grand Slam!

ghost-anus:

hombredelgado:

psycosis91:

i laughed at this and now i feel bad for it

good job

puttin effort into it

MOTHER FU-

essiedub:

Several Philly residents received this strange letter a few days ago

And the reaction from r/furnaceparty and r/philadelphia has been something else

thepetcollective:

Have joke. Need punchline.

human: how does a snake enter a room?

🐍:

captain-rez:

skineater:

inkskinned:

strokemydogmeat:

inkskinned:

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

Hey op

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

kristineirl:

see also: Hurley on LOST

Originally posted by sayidjarrahs

LET FAT PEOPLE BE FAT & STAY FAT

what-even-is-thiss:

fangirltothefullest:

ironwoman359:

nootydooty:

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

fabcreature:

fabcreature:

me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day.

me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand nothing. tiny small young baby child.

me talking to my 60-ish year old cello teacher: yeah my man. i trust you. it’s like we’re twins. you’re so cool.

me talking to my 22 year old brother: you’re so fucking old. old man. a dinosaur. try to keep up old man.

pissvortex:

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume